Christian Pick-up Lines

1. Nice bible

2. I would like to pray with you

3. You know Jesus? Me too!

4. God told me to come talk to you

5. I know a church where we could go and talk

6. How about a hug, sister?

7. Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.

8. Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug

9. Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11

10. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

11. What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?

12. I am here for you.

13. The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry", how about dinner?

14. You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.

15. You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?

16. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

17. Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?

18. Nice bracelet. Who would Jesus date? I, I, mean "What Would Jesus Do"

19. Do you believe in Divine appointment?

20. Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?

21. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

22. My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus yeah that's his name.

23. You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Christian.

24. Yeah I predicted David over Goliath.

25. What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.

26. We have to hold hands when we pray so the circle won't be broken.

27. God has used you to teach me what true love really is.

28. Christians kiss before parting - it's an old Jewish tradition.

Life In The Monastery

Brother Baku entered the 'Monastery of Silence' and the Head Friar said, "Welcome Brother, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."

Brother Baku lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Head Friar said to him: "Brother Baku, you have been here 5 years now, you may speak two words."

Brother Baku said, "Hard Bed."

"I'm sorry to hear that," the Head Friar said. "We will get you a better bed."

After another 5 years, Brother Baku was called by the Head Friar. "You may say another two words Brother Baku."

"Cold food," said Brother Baku, and the Head Friar assured him that the food would be better in the future.

On his 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Head Friar summoned Brother Baku to hear his allowed two words.

"I quit," said Brother Baku.

"It is probably best," said the Head Friar. "You've done nothing but complain since you've been here."